1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

Original Characters: (less emphasis on the Original): Morty Richards, George Carlisle, King Rat, a Wax Droid of David Hasselhoff

(Just to add here, the Morty and George I did last time weren't from any particular story, just a melding of crazy ideas with no aim, so Morty should be different at least They were made for a Red Dwarf game but you'll still like them, promise.)

How old are you?

Morty: "Arrrr, I don't know. I lost count a while back, but my physical age is still twenty two!"
George: "Older than this little oik! I'm twenty five, don't you know?"
King Rat: "Ha! Why should I tell you rotten lot my age? Fine, twenty eight! I've had plenty more time than these fools to become clever and sly! Mwa ha ha!"
David: "Hey! Who cares how OLD I am? I'M STILL THE KNIGHT RIDER, BABY!!!"

What story do you come from?

Morty: "Only on the second question and we're breaking the fourth wall! These landlubbing questions should be keelhauled. Twice. Anyway, me and me hearties are all from the same story-type-thing. It's a swashbuckling adventure of four piratey individuals who travel between various worlds looking for adventure!"
George: "It's about some prat who thinks he's a pirate who makes the life of a rather handsome chap rather unbearable, more like!"
King Rat: "Here we go again."
David: "Hey, hey, HEY. We're all forgetting I happen to be from SEVERAL stories much loved by the whole Earth public! Baywatch! Knight Rider! Everyone loves those!"

What is your height?

Morty: "You got me stumped. Like a pirate who lost his peg leg. Hang on, I'll check... 1.68 metres apparently."
George: "Seven foot tall, and rippling with muscles if any ladies wanted to know. "
King Rat: "My height matters not now, but soon the day will come when I am five hundred feet tall, carved out of solid gold and you foolish humans worship me as a GOD!"
David: "Six feet four, handsome and talented!"

Do you have any bad habits?

Morty: "Um... Sometimes I talk to myself. A little. And sometimes I throw the subject of pirates into the worst of conversations."
George: "Well, I have this sort of really bad habit, don't know know? Here it is: Everywhere I go, I just can't help but look incredibly handsome and attract every single lady in the room to me. Sorry, chaps. Haw haw."
King Rat: "I don't have time for bad habits! I'm too busy trying to TAKE OVER THE WORLD."
David: "ANYTHING ANYONE SAYS ABOUT ME AND ALCOHOL IS NOT TRUE OKAY. WENDY'S MEALS ARE REALLY HARD TO EAT ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR, YOU EVER TRY IT? DIDN'T THINK SO, MAN. HEY! GET THOSE SEDATIVES AWAY FROM-"

Are you a virgin?

Morty: "Er... I'm married to the sea!"
George: "As dashing as I am? Of course I'm bloody not!"
King Rat: "MWAHAHA- Wait, what, what did you just ask?"
David: "Hey, I've been married twice. Besides, no one can resist THE HOFF."

Who's your mate?

Morty: "Arrr, well George, Rat and David here are all me mates and OH BARNACLES I DIDN'T THINK YOU MEANT IT LIKE THAT!"
George: "Well, I'm currently single, hint hint ladies."
King Rat: "I don't have time for such things! This gigantic world consuming laser gun isn't going to build itself! Bwahahaha!"
David: "Well, the Hoff is also single and accepting invitations - unless you'd really prefer to be with someone who dressed like most of my ex wives!"

Do you have any kids?

Morty: "Nope."
George: "I haven't even got a WIFE yet!"
King Rat: "There aren't any other rats on the ship!"
David: "Sure I have! Two daughters, Taylor Ann and Hayley! I dedicate my life to caring for them, until the police turn up and make me give them back to Pamela."

What's your personality like?

Morty: "I like to think I'm light hearted, adventurous, a little wacky... Piratey, of course. I like joking around and whatnot. I have my other sides though."
George: "Intoxicating. To ladies... Wait, intoxicating is a good thing right? Blast. Someone get me a dictionary. And a cup of tea. *clap clap*"
King Rat: "I'm devious! Cunning! Intelligent! And most importantly, EVIL! Fear me!"
David: "Hey, what is there to say other than I'm all Hoff? I'm adventurous, fun loving and I even have my caring side! Like Morty here I like to seek adventure in the depths of space, while I'm not busy chasing after criminals and saving drowning children, of course! I have a few problems with my programming every now and then interfering but that doesn't matter to the Hoff."

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

Morty: "Ooh! Sherbert! Sherbert!"
George: "Ice cream? Oh anything that's flavoured with the tears of poor people is top hole."
King Rat: "I will have any flavour I like when I TAKE OVER THE ICE CREAM FACTORY! And THEN they'll pay! Bwahahaha!"
David: "Well I'd have to say Hoffee ice cream."

Have you killed people before?

Morty: "Us pirates prefer to take prisoners, but unfortunately..."
George: "Of course. George Carlisle knows no fear when it comes to fighting evil!"
King Rat: "ONE DAY."
David: "No way! Micheal Knight ALWAYS takes prisoners... That and Asimov's Laws make killing humans difficult..."

Do you hate anyone?

*There is a short, awkward silence wherein everyone eyes each other with contempt.*
All: "Of course not."

Have any secrets?

Morty: "Aye."
George: "Ah yes, well there was that one time at the officer academy with the wet celery and- BUGGER OFF YOU NOSEY... BUGGER."
King Rat: "Of course! And now, while you are tied up in an extremely slow moving death trap, I WILL REVEAL ALL OF MY SECRET PLANS! Bwaaahahaha!"
David: "Well uh... I have one. I might be six foot three."

Do you love anyone?

Morty: "MARRIED TO THE SEA."
George: "Oh, sods no! Except for me of course. Who doesn't love me?"
King Rat: "I don't."
George: "Shut up."
David: "I love my daughters! Even the one WITH THE VIDEO CAMERA."

What is your job?

Morty: "I'm a mighty space pirate! I pirate, IN SPACE. Arr harrr! Also, I'm an explorer of sorts."
George: "I don't really have a job, none of us do. Humanity is mostly dead and we have everything we need on the ship. Morty's just a bally lunatic and drags us about places."
King Rat: "I'm the King of all the rat people! Today, the rats! TOMORROW, THE WORLD!"
David: "Life guard, crime-fighter, father, I like to think the Hoff is a jack of all trades!"

What do you do to relax?

Morty: "Nothing, really... Just laze about on deck and eat food and whatnot!"
George: "I get a manicure, pedicure, do my hair, that sort of thing. Hard to relax around this bunch of peasants though."
King Rat: "I don't need to relax, though you feel free! As you'll have plenty of time to relax until this candle finally burns through the rope suspending this guillotine, which will fall, cutting in half this mannequin, the head of which will fall on the on button to this electric fan! The fan will then blow the balloon over to these spikes on the wall, bursting it! The balloon will then drop the wind up car onto the floor, where it will propel itself into the button which makes this whole ship EXPLODE! BWAAAHAHAHAAHAHA!"
David: "I usually just crack open a couple of beers- er, coca colas, buy some four hundred dollar steaks and HAVE A CRAZY BARBECUE PARTY OUT ON THE PATIO, MAN! ROCK AND ROLL! YEAH BABY!"

What is your species?

Morty: "Human. Though I'm also a hologram. There was this horrible accident involving me dying horribly. "
George: "Human. Not dead. HAW HAW- Ouch!"
King Rat: "I'm a rat! Or rattus sapiens, as my species was dubbed!"
David: "I'm a wax droid, and a handsome one at that. Check out these pecs."

Who is your family?

Morty: "Um, my crew I guess... A dysfunctional family, but the only family I'm getting."
George: "Ah well, there's my father, he's mega-rich, mother stays at home and- Ah, dash it all. They're all bally dead anyway, along with the rest of humanity... sigh."
King Rat: "I have no family, either."
David: "Well there's my daughters as I find myself mentioning a lot, and a long string of ex-wives, though I haven't seen them in a few million years or so..."

What’s your favorite song?

Morty: "DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE."
George: "Er... You know, I don't actually know. Bollocks."
King Rat: "I don't have one! Though I like to either write or find one that will suit my latest evil plot!"
David: "Jump in my car! I wanna taaake you home! Come on and jump in my car! It's way too far to walk on your own!!! - Join in people!"

Do you have any special power?

Morty: "I can't really die by conventional means, I guess that's a power..."
George: "Only my LOOKS! HAR!"
King Rat: "My immense EVIL and brilliant mind for plotting! Bwahhahaha! And then I have better senses than most humans!"
David: "Aside from my great body and haircut? Not really! Though I DO have a talking car that has a lot of gadgets. KITT? Where are you, KITT? Hmm, watch must be broken."

I tag: Your face.